1. You are always dripping wet...but it's only because it's always so damn hot outside or always raining.
2. How to walk 2 miles in heels
3. It is fashionably OK to wear sneakers and a pencil skirt (good, god no, I would never do that in California)
4. Happy Hour = the best 3 hours of the day
5. In DC there IS such thing as a free lunch. 2 words: Congressional briefings
6. How to jay walk in front of a cop without feeling hint of guilt
7. If you have a douche hawk, wear hot pink A&F polos with little khaki short, then you are from Georgetown
8. Washington, DC is the land of ugly men
9. If aren't 21 here, you might as well go live in a cave
10. the only channels people watch: CNN, MSNBC, CSPAN
**will be continually updated
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